SELF INSERTS!!
because i killed cringe culture with my murderous boyfriends :]
because i killed cringe culture with my murderous boyfriends :]
FLORENCE / ULYSSES
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one of the wallflowers of springwood high! they have really bad anxiety and zero friends, so they spend a lot of time inside their head, daydreaming. they have trouble discerning reality from things their brain came up with. so when they start seeing some demon guy wherever they go, they're not too concerned. they daydream about having a family a lot, so the demon adopting them and taking them under his wing doesn't alarm them at all. it's so nice to finally have a friend that they don't seem to notice (or care about) all the people dropping like flies around them :]
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CASSIOPEIA
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your local depressed college student! meets mr beetleman through a series of hijinks and falls for him HARD. life isn't treating them too well and what could be better than spending the rest of eternity with someone you love? nothing! so they off themselves and end up "working" for juno in the afterlife. working is in quotes bc 1) they suck at their job and 2) they don't give a fuck either WKWGKJWWGJK catch them making out with beej ontop of juno's desk bc what is she gonna do. fire them?? ya thats what i thought WJGWKJGWK but yeah!! they're the B guys assistant on the low, and they use the fact that they have access to all the Newly Deceased files to direct traffic to his bio-excorsim business. they also befriend the deetzes and become besties with lydia! #justgothgirlthings ♥
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JUNIOR
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the loveable cynic of Mystery Inc! they joined the gang in hopes of finding actual cryptids and monsters, usually just to find out its some creepy old white guy- much to their disappointment. they find themselves at home in the 80's while the rest of the gang is perpetually 70's, but just like the rest of the gang- they love all things spooky, horrifying, and mysterious! :] * fun fact! they got their nickname from their collar. they'll never tell. but the JR stands for jamie rogers :]]] *
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JAMIE KENNEDY
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Woodsboro High's resident weirdo and the world's biggest Smash Mouth fan! If it weren't for their eccentric fashion sense, you'd never notice them, seeing how much they keep to themselves. Super secretive and weirdly neurotic about people seeing their shoulders. No one knows anything about them and they plan on keeping it that way. You can usually find them stocking shelves at the video store with Randy. They get picked on sometimes, but never for very long. Their bullies always seem to go missing...
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CASS
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yes i have 2 s/is named cass. bite me JWHFKJGFKJWGFK anyways!! they're my parappa + tawog s/i (bc i cannot be bothered ♥) they're jukes older sibling + parrapa's joyfriend! they're a cassette tape, and they speak by remixing words that have already been said around them / spoken to them. their walkman is their ultimate comfort item. THEY ARE A SET. DO NOT SEPARATE!!!!! lol
in the tawogverse, they're usually out enabling the hijinks of gumball and darwin or intently listening to nicole vent / helping her out however they can. (gumball mom preddyyy ♥)
in the parappaverse, when they're not with parappa, you can find them hanging out with their unofficial surrogate parents- Chop Chop Master Onion and Ant Guru- and pretending they understand a word those two are saying WKGWJKWGWJK. they also have a little bit of a crush on lammy- eep! >_<
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